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Anyone else think Bernard (and possibly most of the staff) are hosts too? Seems a little to on the nose that Shannon Woodwards character starts talking about back stories right before Bernard's deceased son is introduced. Working theory is that something with the way Arnold died taught Ford not to trust humans with

Anyone else disappointed the video didn't include Nicolas Cage's bee hat?

I kept thinking - why don't you just shoot him?

Kessel run in 14 parsecs!

Lyrics are just made up words that don't mean anything . . . like "shamalamadingdong" or "give peace a chance"

Where's the Fresh Prince's "Nightmare on My Street"? 

Where's the Fresh Prince's "Nightmare on My Street"? 

David said "Doesn't Guy Pearce look weird in all that make-up?" 

David said "Doesn't Guy Pearce look weird in all that make-up?" 

Although there is much to be admired about this movie, there are several elements that justifiably have been criticized by many of the commentators here.  What drives me nuts about these elements is that just a few modifications to the script could have made everything so much more believable.  Hopefully, there will

Although there is much to be admired about this movie, there are several elements that justifiably have been criticized by many of the commentators here.  What drives me nuts about these elements is that just a few modifications to the script could have made everything so much more believable.  Hopefully, there will

Just working on a theory to explain why the paliens would come back to earth and point out their biological warfare facility to the humans rather than their home planet.  What if the only reason they tetraform earth is for the the purpose of unleashing the biological weapon on earth?  Earth is just one of many lab rat

Just working on a theory to explain why the paliens would come back to earth and point out their biological warfare facility to the humans rather than their home planet.  What if the only reason they tetraform earth is for the the purpose of unleashing the biological weapon on earth?  Earth is just one of many lab rat

It's like when you create a batch of sea monkeys.  It seems like a good idea at the time, but after a week or two, you get bored of them, so you biologically engineer the ultimate killing machine to wipe out the sea monkeys.  Also, the sea monkeys killed Jesus. 

It's like when you create a batch of sea monkeys.  It seems like a good idea at the time, but after a week or two, you get bored of them, so you biologically engineer the ultimate killing machine to wipe out the sea monkeys.  Also, the sea monkeys killed Jesus. 

So David slips Holloway the primordial goo because David wants to create life and believes Holloway has given him the ok to do so.  Ok.  How come the very next day he tells Shaw that she looks to be three months pregnant, thereby tipping her off that something is seriously wrong and allowing her to abort the

So David slips Holloway the primordial goo because David wants to create life and believes Holloway has given him the ok to do so.  Ok.  How come the very next day he tells Shaw that she looks to be three months pregnant, thereby tipping her off that something is seriously wrong and allowing her to abort the

Prometheus II:  Electric Goo-aloo

Prometheus II:  Electric Goo-aloo