I'm going to have to slip "twattention" into the next 5th grade spelling bee I administer.
I hope they ask to have it used in a sentence…

So, a friend of mine lost a few fingers in a tragic trash-compacting accident when he was 14.  He was trying to quickly dispose of some diapers he'd violated and been secretly saving in the closet.  His dad found out about his stash and had such a weird, frank, but loving conversation about human perversions with him,…

I'm sorry, but once they got to the size of grapefruits, I'd have to stop showing them off and get my ass to the doctor…