The Loc-nar from Heavy Metal?

Good call.

This claim is predicated on the assumption that the hijackers were young black children or Vietnamese senior citizens. Marky has plenty of experience beating those people up.

Sure, but that's fun, too.

Adorably disgusting.

That was the first film I thought of when I saw the title. Definitely an under-appreciated work of comic art.

The guy's rant has nothing to do with acknowledging the Beatles' significance. He's just pissed that some teens aren't into the same music he's into.

Kevin McDonald vehicle
I picture him in a political farce playing French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

And in the 1960s…
New York teens had no idea who Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bela Bartok or Scott Joplin were. Just a few of the people who greatly influenced what became the sounds of the 60s and 70s.

The World According to Garp…
…has made it impossible for me to enjoy getting a blowjob in a car.

I always recommend
"Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater"

75% of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
The other 25% are already instrumentals.

The eyes don't have it!
Nobody has a problem with the fact that both its eyes are the same color?

"Utterly Watchable"?
What the hell is that even supposed to mean? It seems like you want to praise this show, but all you've said is that staring at the TV while this was on was not actively painful. The same could be said for sitting in front of a blank wall for 30 minutes.

See?
This is why those of us with real jobs point and laugh at the journalism majors. Especially the sports writers.

My family's so bad we made all the neighbors start drinking.

Blurry
You guys need a new in-house photographer. Or was this a deliberate attempt to simulate the drunken snack experience? Either way, it made an otherwise interesting column look half-assed.

Right. For example, the majority of people have an above-average number of legs.

City of God…
…would have made a great addition to this list. Or was the ending too uplifting?