They should just play the clip from the old "Arsenio Hall Show" where she was talking about recovering from Drinking and Hall seriously asked "Is there a History of Alcoholism in your Family?" over and over and over again.

Well, to be serious, forcing some bum to help some poor woman raise their child is a lot more worthwhile than whatever the hell Kimmell, Fallon, and Colbert think they're doing. Maybe we could combine both kind of Shows "Ben Stiller . . . The results are in . . . "Mitty" IS your Movie!!!" "NOOOOO!!! NO WAY!! I GOT…

Well, we already have three fuckin' Late Night Comedy Talk Shows at the same time, why not another "That ain't my baby! Look at that nose! That ain't my nose!" Shows at the same time?

If people still wanted to see her tatas she'd still be making Movies.

Maybe it will be one of those "Otis . . . You . . . ARE the Father of Tonisha's Child!!!!!" Shows.

That's true, but what kind of bugs me is how on edge Van Dyke is. Some pretty unpredictable Mood Swings on that Show. When I was a kid I thought it was just funny but now it kind of pains me.

Oh, on TV? Television? Oh , , , Yeah!

I forgot she was in that. What a babe.

Well, I've never performed with Ted Nugent so am I allowed to say that Beyonce is a great big fat pile of nothin'?

Well, not everybody can be as nice as Keith Richards.

Yeah, but those crack dealers are a swell bunch guys.

I never saw "I Love You, Ben Cooper". I heard it was okay.

Yeah, whatever you say, Paul Westerberg.

I was drunk off my ass during at that "Nick At Night" stuff. I remember liking "The Donna Reed Show" when I was little but that's about it. She's hot in "From Here To Eternity".

I can sing like that very well. You know that Movie "Eddie And The Cruisers"? That's me Singing! I work in a laundramat.

That is not one of Mister Nugent's better recordings. I recommend his first solo record with "Stranglehold", "Queen Of The Forest", "You Make Me Feel Right At Home", "These AV Club Guys Won't Listen To Me", "They Think They Know It All", "Them And Their St. Vincent", "Fuck Them", and "Stormtroopin'".

Nugent has a ton of good songs. We're just not supposed to like him because he says mean things about Obama. Eat a cookie, take a nap, you'll be OK!

My Mom will be SO excited!

I'm old enough to have watched "The Donna Reed Show" but not enough to remember it.

"songwriter", who fuckin' cares.