I was thinking about Indianapolis the other night. I made up a list of places I've never been to and that was 3 or 4.

He's a bit much. At least Springsteen seemed genuinely nuts. Seger is just noisy.

Yeah, there really is a lot of darkness to that Show, Which isn't really a bad thing, but it's a little nerve racking now that I'm a Grown Up Man like Rob, Buddy, and Mel. I was watching a DVD of the Show a while ago and it stressed me out. I'm a "Gilligan's Island" Person now.

I think The Who pretty much popularized that mess. I like The Who a lot but, geez!

I don't know what the hell happened to Metal. I blame all those Germans and Norwegians. Was the food at that place good?

Oh, you win because you said "regardless of whom".

I'm sure there are enough Male-Female Couples coming in to keep her busy.

You can do that.

Ted Nugent Records are better than Beyonce Records. And fucking teenage girls is better than pretending to fuck really rich fat black guys.

That is the weirdest Song ever. People only like it because of "Feeling like a dead duck", "Snot is running down his nose", and that Bad Ass Guitar Riff. Otherwise . . .

I use my "Walk-In Tub Time Machine" to go back to the Reagan Years.
"Hey, Prince! Don't be takin' them pills, no!"

I read that shit every day. Chuck And Pat Know Where It's At!

"Awkward Judas Blues" Or is that "News"? I hate Bob Seger.

Whatever happened to that "Conservative Huffington Post" he was talking about? I was gonna Write a Humor Column about how much I hate everything for that! Fuck that guy!

Now that I'm a grown up Dick Van Dyke disturbs me. Lotta Anger in that Prancing About!

Jay Leno is giving them $25,000 for "I would not grant her the rights to use Charmin!"

High school me didn't understand why "Aqualung" was on the Radio so much.
"They never play The Clash, man!"

Oh, that "Creepy" is not a "Creep" reference. It means "I feel uncomfortable!"

All I know about Radiohead is that video where he is splashing water in his face in the Rest Room and looks up to see that little kid smiling at him. Creepy!

Dave Matthews is surprised people still care about . . . Don't blurt out the fuckin' punchline before I can get to it! Shit!