What Album is that on? "Fly By Night"?

I am so overwhelmed with Joke ideas I need to take a nap before I'm stuck with another Sit Com Pilot no one wants to read.

He will Produce "Mexican Cyclist Hits Wall" videos.

I know what you mean. Them and their Rush , Cronenberg, and "The Stepfather".

He won't be elected. Calm down already.

There is an awful lot being taken for granted here. But at least it's not Elizabeth Warren (Lay off the CAFFEINE, lady!).

I thought "The Dick Van Dyke Show" was the Greatest for years and years but now I can't stand it. Kind of like The Stones. You just get tired of stuff, ya know?

"One guy gets mixed up and does blackass!"
"Who let Nick Swardson in here?"

"Sixteen Candles" dude! Now your talking' my language, bro!
Gong!
No, wait . . .
"Anyway the wind blows . . . "
Gong!
Cool!

Get out of My Country!

"We're gonna make America great again!"
"We're gonna bring back 'Gilligan'!"
"Yeah! Wait . . . "

dang!

I have no idea what this Movie will be about.

That's a cool motherfucker.

Aw, get outta here! Ya CRAZY!!

I'll be right over!

Wow, you are too much, man! Work "Shit The Bed" in there somewhere and you can get a job Writing for Samantha Bee!

Oh, fuck! Oliver Platt?

Cranston was lousy in "Godzilla".

Natalie Wood