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Daffy Dick
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No.

Uh . . . Hack?

"Eraserhead" is The Motherfucker, man. You can keep everything else Lynch ever did, he is Super Great just for "Eraserhead". Watch it again after drinking eleven chocolate milk shakes

I hugged Sam Peckinpah once. He had a Bear Trap inside his jacket. But I wanna tell ya . . .

How is Jenny McCarthy's Sirius Radio Show going? I bet it's almost as popular as Jon Fuglesang's!

Somebody do that "AV Club . . . " thing with "angry, dense, and immune to reason"

Haven't read "Barry Lyndon" or "The Godfather". After this thread I'm going with "Barry Lyndon".

Aw, you'd just say something dumb and they'd leave without so much as looking at you.

Wouldn't she a gal in that Computer game business for a spell?

Ted Nugent as The Most Evil White Man Of All!

"American Carol"!

This Movie will have racism AFTER riot instead of BEFORE which is what actually happened.

"I got to laugh cause I know I'm gonna die - Why?"

I thought she was Hot until I saw her in one of those "Beach Body" pictures on the Internet. "Beach Body" is Internet language for "Skinny Middle Aged Woman".

I saw Jamie Kennedy in a Trailer for a Horror Movie about carnivorous beach sand called "The Sand".

He'll only make a joke about the bone turning into a space ship.

Stretched out six inches might be an improvement.

I saw two Cats doing it Doggie Style.

He's the Force behind "Roadies"!

I'll show you, Col. Flanders!