Ugh, what a crap combination.

At the very moment he died on the Cross dozens of chairs all over the Holy Land collapsed.
"Oh!"
"Oooof!"
"Ow!"
"Hey!"
"Whoa!"
"Truly this Man is the Son of God!"

Vietnam

That would have been terrible but it would have been Socko, Baby, Socko!

I forgot about that.

Jerry Seinfeld

That was some stupid shit.

Yeah, well, HAVE FUN, Schnookums! I'll be Home watching Laurel And Hardy.

They just Rock. That kind of talk only makes sense when discussing Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Pavement type stuff.

Yeah, Apatow was bummed out.

The gang breaks into the House and confronts the Maid
"Did I ever tell you guys my Mom's first Boyfriend was Lee Harvey Oswald?"

Boy, is that awful. Did those people really want to be in a Movie or what?

And then he turns into a giant bug! And then Judd Hirsch as his Dad turns into a bug!
"I'm very proud of you, Michael!"
Goldblum bug looks surprised.
All the bug men in the theater bust out crying.

Jughead hat!

Michael Winner is the WORST! I HATE that guy! I used to get drunk and sit around cackling about "Michael LOSER! Heh Heh Heh!" That kind of thing will give you cancer, yeah!

Jughead hats!

This has got to stop. My God, we have got some Loser ass motherfuckers Directing Moves these days. I refuse to get involved. I was all set to Write a Movie Script and really DO something back in April-May. Then I started thinking about the kind of scum working in the Movie Business and blew it off. Fuck it.

The Darkness are COOL!

The avatar. I don't need a mental image of the first one because I have the video your Neighbor's Fourteen Year Old Son shot through your bathroom window. Got for free if I bought the one of your Wife.

I am not Chris Rock. I have something to do.