"Magnolia" was a GREAT Movie but Magnolia Pictures never releases anything I want to see. They ought to change their name to Top Five Pictures.

That catfish picture is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

They all would have been really nasty.
"What the fuck is this supposed to be?"
"This is is the shittiest site on the internet!"
"Not even The Kardassians deserve this!"

I could absolutely see myself doing that one night if I was a successful young guy with a happening career and a promising future. Fortunately I as a young guy was a total loser who was going nowhere and I was too nervous and alert to let my guard down like that.

Well, it did happen and it's still funnier than anything Starwipe has ever come up with. Not that it's funny.

The "Alpha Dog" Kid! This stinks.

It might help if I ever watched it.

"Shooba Shooba" by Freddie And The Bug Eyes
"Where's My Scooby DVD, Baby?" by Walter Foxx
"I Can't Stop My Leg!" by Robert Klein

Stopped reading after "Mic Drop".

Yeah, Jennifer Connolly was one Spectacular Babe for quite a while a while there. When did she stop - "ASS TO ASS!!!" Oh, yeah.

I saw a few minutes of the OJ thing. I can't put myself through all that again.

I watched the first two episodes of "The Walking Dead". Carl and Glenn were just little kids and Lori was creepy. No Maggie? No Michonne? I lost interest pretty fast.

I got some Hawaiian Punch and two of them Grandma's Peanit Butter Cookies. Watched a Western with Gregory Peck and Ward Bond shooting Indians.

Oh my Goodness! I was going to go to bed but now I'm all worked up! Guess I'll go to the Store, get a soda and some peanuts or some shit. Wow!

O Say Ca You See! I just watched that Stephen Colbert clip where he is writing a diagram about Trump on a black board and it just happens to turn into a swastika! WHOA!

Okay, when I see something else that funny I'll let ya know, ya big fuckin' unpleasant guy who ruined my week end for no fuckin' reason. Geez!

Seriously, towards the end of Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous Six" Vanilla Ice suddenly appears as Mark Twain and it is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Weird.

Ice Ice Baby!

She doesn't call it "Music Man".

I saw "The Pink Panther, "Cat Ballou", and "The War Wagon" at the Drive In as a little kid, as a Teen Stoner I saw "Phantasm", "Monty Python And The Holy Grail", "Up In Smoke", and some Godzilla Movie there.