Tom Snyder was not consulted about hiring Letterman. Snyder was fuckin' FIRED so Letterman could take over that time slot.

I wanted her to get Kilburn's Show instead of that Scottish loud mouth. She Guest Hosted it a bit and was great.

Yeah, easy for Mister "Get Forty Million Dollars Even Though He Did A Shitty Job" to say.

Yeah, I fucked up and didn't capitalize "Advertisers".

You think CBS would want to start up a late night show starring Jay Leno? I doubt it.

You ever wanted proof that this Country is run by Mobsters? Here you go!

Not true. I don't remember the exact amount because Colbert doesn't interest me but he is getting a ton of money for that Show. If Comedy Central was giving him more . . . No way.

If you don't care what the advertisers want you're wasting your Time talking about Television.

If they dump Colbert (And they will) they'll dump the Show. And Corden and his Show, for sure.

That's what happens when you do a crummy Show.

If it Works for Styx it Works with anything!

Colbert is a man? Ha ha ha

It got a job Writing for "The Walking Dead".

Naw, he works in a Bank in Philly.

Is that the Cuban name for the guy with the "Tiny Hands" jokes? I heard he's going to be on the "MAD TV" reboot.

They're in San Francisco, right? Cast Steve Miller as their grouchy Neighbor.

Have you seen the two Candidates in the Election? We're MONKEYS!

I like the one who's also on "The View". I don't have any jokes about it.

I've got a Motorcycle Jacket made out of Warren Oates.

Don't worry, "Still The King" will be Number One in a couple of months.