If you're pals with Penn Teller you must have a TV Show.

I think TV could use more hate-producing.

"Strippers aren't offensive on the Radio! You can't see em!"

"Do these capri pants make me look fat?"

With Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain? I'll watch anything with Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain!

Don't worry, they'll all get into the Colbert Show any day now.

Thank you. Now explain Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd.

I get approval on the Casting of the Freelance Guy who visits the Office and turns out to be a Seven teen year old kid.

You might want to hold off on that stuff. They'll decide if we are allowed to make jokes about it sometime after the Ali Funeral.

Represented by the same Corporation that handles Jon Stewart and Jimmy Kimmel - Glib Shit Inc.

He's got a tin head.

KORL!

Between Jerry Lewis and Bobby Kennedy everybody in the early Sixties got told "FUCK YOU!" or told somebody "FUCK YOU!". It was an acrimonious Time!

There's a good Movie about The Beats with him as Lucien Carr, Keiffer Sutherland as William Burroughs, and Courtney Love as Missus Burroughs. And Courtney is very good in it!

Well, you should! Abraham dumped Rosita and Rick is fucking Michonne and . . . Sorry,

You should see him "The Beatniks". He's very funny and likable. He and this chubby guy you've seen in a million things before are a Two Man Band("I'm Nick!" "And I'm Nick!" "We are the Beatniks!!") who find the source of all Creativity in a lost Suitcase. It's a good Movie.

"Do you want my Number?!?"

Are you Dan Aykroyd?

The Official Beverage Of "John Dies At The End"!

I drink Mountain Dew in my car while driving to Work. Then I drink Coffee.