I'm ignoring that shit after Apatow got all up on his hi horse with that rant about how all the people putting down the new "Ghostbuster" are Trump supporters. That guy is at least as big a douche as Trump. And Trump never told Jerry Lewis "FUCK YOU!"

OH! I finally caught on to who Jack Chick was!

A Comedy about an aspiring Christian Filmmaker who finally gets a chance to Write, Produce, and Direct a Christian Feature and the agony of dealing with all the bullshit of making a Movie causes him to lose Faith so he makes a Super Violent Horror Movie with tons of Gore and Boatloads of Titties.

Remember John Ritter as the young parson on "The Waltons" that John Boy thought was a Super Cool Man Of God until Ritter turned up drunk off his ass in front of everybody in town? It made John Boy DOUBT. Great TV Shit!

Remember when Spike was driving around listening to The Sex Pistols?

Well, how about yelling at us about shell fish all the time?

No, but when I Write stuff that isn't very funny I'm kinda Ken Shapiro.

I was watching ABC on 9/11. Diane Sawyer's hair was all messed, she was wearing a white men's shirt tied off at the middle, and she kept doing this weird "Frown" thing to look serious. It was TOTALLY HOT. But, I was paying attention to . . . All the stuff we're not supposed to talk about any more.

I just go along with em, if I try to figure anything out I just start crying and go to bed. Otherwise, I like that stuff.

The ancient Hebrews had different ideas about things than people today. Why does that freak everybody out?

"Well, the Dead are eating' people. At least they waited until they're DEAD, right?"

I've read a few of those here and there. I like those kind of books even though "Mystery" stuff usually goes right over my head.

I like that guy. He's funny.

I will never forget that or as long as I Iive.

It's like "The Pee Wee Herman Show" with Jay Leno's Writers.

I'll find out who Alex McCown is Wednesday. I gotta crash. The Glenn Dumpster thing and the Daryl Blows up The Negan Guys thing both turned out exactly like I figured they would. I am a "Walking Dead" Cliff Hanger Master! I think Negan killed Nick.

I remember saying that about Calista Flockhart.

Remember when the Monster threw a train at the Robot and the Robot said "Oh, you are SO cool!"

No, that was "Pacific Rim".

Hey, when is that Movie where Meryl Streep plays a Rock Star coming out? Diablo Cody wrote it so you know it's good.