"A Very Louisiana Way To Die" would be a good title for a terrible paperback Detective Novel.

My Cousin got a job in Lafayette and disapeared. We'd look for him but that would mean going to Lafayette.

"Oh, God Bless Your Hands!"

Well, I'll run against him. I'm the Judgin' Curmudgeon!

Ashleigh Banfield - Why is she on Television?

Is this Judge connected to . . . LA RAZA!?!

Was there a Korean guy beneath the dumpster while the assault was going on behind the dumpster?

I Loved her even before she got all Sexy and Hot.

Oh, yeah. Those damn Romneys!

Well, yeah. But it was just funny and cute. I was driving Home from Work and the Radio DJ kept playing it between Pink Floyd Songs "Can you guess who it is? You'll never guess who it is!" I was terrified but once I found out it was Jamie Lee Curtis I laughed my ass off. It's still out in the car. Did I lock my car?

I can imagine that pussy - I HAVE imagined it - but I can't imagine Christopher Guest's "Pussy Eating" Face. Probably because I've spent more Time listening to him on National Lampoon Albums than looking at him on TV in Movies.

I'll look that up.

Excuse me, but my post is not about Politics. It is about a Woman getting way too excited about being in front of a large crowd of people and screaming and yelling like a raving loon

Speaking of yelling, did you see her introducing Clinton at that rally last week? Man, she went fuckin' nuts!

On a mirror. With Chap Stick.

Is she gonna get inspired and write on a mirror with lip stick. Cause that's really not as exciting as they seem to think it is. I'll give a spiral notebook she can record her thoughts in. Shaving is already enough of a chore without having to clean up after her.

Flip Wilson

It's Dean Martin's Birthday. He doesn't give a shit.

All I ever wanted was for you to bring me breakfast in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!

Hey, man, when "Use Your Illusion" came out Donald Trump was riding around blasting that stuff out of his Limo all over Manhattan. I threw a Los Lobos CD at him like Sean throwing a Dire Straits album at a Zombie and Trump's Security Team broke my legs off. That's why Izzy quit "Saleeby got a RAW DEAL, man!"