I'm working on getting all my Lobsters AV Club Comments removed from the Internet. When my Pod Cast takes off that Sean Editor Guy is gonna bring all that shit to Jon Stewart and . . . Well, I won't be FAT, I'll tell you that!

Look up the "Kung Fury" Comic Con Panel on You Tube. Fuckin' Hilarious.

When you're fat you never ever wanna slim down
Slim down
Slim down
Hey, Tommy, did you eat my Strawberry Pop Tarts?!

Hey, when I was living in NY and stoned all day every day the City was suddenly plastered from top to bottom with posters promoting some "Tommy Hilfiger". I somehow got the idea he was a Power Pop Rock Star and went along with that until Reality Triumphed Over Idiocy. I confessed this to the Jamaicans I was working…

Behold The Majesty Of Westerberg!

Hillary's been to The Edge
Ya know she stood and looked down . . .

FREEZE!!!

Well, can ya blame the guy! He's AXL!

From Obama? Not much.

I wanted to fuck the brunette that Worked for Grace.

That makes sense. Dice as Clinton - That would be a good "MAD TV" skit. Well, a "MAD TV" skit anyway.

Oh, I got a phone call from my Mom.

Good Firesign Theater style joke at the end there.

Oh.

Bai Ling Showe Scene Flashback!

I can't believe we've made it this far without any "two little girls" jokes. Why so High Minded? Has there been another Celebrity death today that I don't know about?

Watching Oderkirk play broken, sad people is like when I told Dad that redhead with big tits dumped me? Huh?

A series of blow jobs got Bob to do "Mister Show" with David Cross.

Award Show Fever!
Wah Wah Waah!
Award Show Fever!
Wah Wah Wah!

Ya know, you can be a douche without being a Muslim.