Wait a minute. I thought it was the Dice Man with the sax and Clinton with the crying fit.

I'm back! I had a Good Laugh, but more importantly, I learned a lot about Life and a little bit about Myself.

But you'd watch it if Obama was on it? How about if Obama was on . . . No, he was on that. Okay, how about if Obama was on . . . Oh, yeah, he was on that, too . . . How about if he was on . . . Oh, I forgot, he was on that . . .

Damn good thing you finished with that "as fuck".

He's saving that for the ABC Late Night Show.

Then he would have gone from President of the United States to Mayor of Milwaukee.

"Cooper Union speech"? I should Google that, right? And then I'll laugh my ass off, huh?

Obama? On a TV Show? That's . . . That's CRAZY!

Robert Culp was a Motherfucker in that Movie!

They don't know about the MC5'

No.

Lords Of The Damn Yankees

Throw in Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain and I'll be all up in that shit!

Really? There really are guys checkin' out other guy's hands?

When is Marco Rubio gonna get a lil' Joker Respect as the Inventor of the "Tiny Hands" bit?

Well, Bernie's into losing' sleep and he ain't been Home for half a Week!

They're pussy out on the Republican Convention. So will the Republicans! But I wanna tell ya . . .

Yeah, people who say "the zeitgeist" are crazy about it.

My Mom had it. My Childhood was terrorized by "West Side Story", "Bye Bye Birdie", "Mary Poppins", and "The Sound Of Music". I pretty much ignored my Younger Sister until the day she took the "Sound Of Music" album off of the turntable and threw it in the Back Yard. I've Loved her dearly ever since.

I enjoy listening to Hamilton. TOM Hamilton!