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Or a spinoff series of their own. They can compete against each other.

Facebook
I can barely get the email through Facebook to work. I can't even imagine how awful a streaming video service through the site will be.

Wow, Facebook still uses credits? I'll just blame Farmville now and be done with it.

Ron Swanson would not approve of that hair.

I was pretty happy when that movie he wrote after Garden State bombed. Braffted.

I loved this show, too, and tried to get my friends into it. But they were all watching 90210 and fapping over Dylan and/or Brandon.

Yeah, Hyden and Phipps seem to have the right idea.

A warlock named Christian Day. *Head explodes.*

Guyliner, eww.

Flaubert, I love that you used the term "knuckleheads." You old curmudgeon!

But it's, like, maybe we never really knew the real McVeigh, you know?

Christian Bale. Someone had to say it.

Don't we pretty much know exactly what NK would say on this?

I remember really liking Cam in Season 1. He was sensitive, but sharp, and he had unexpected moments/characterization, like the football episode. Last night, when he went squealing away multiple times in that montage, I almost turned off the show. He's just such a stereotype now.

The Void might be a better title for the show.

Ew
It's like The Swan, but with more singing and less onscreen plastic surgery.

Congrats. So what are you going to do with all that free time?

Call me Ishmael? What is this shit?

Disney's The People Mover.

Beep Boop
Since they already have the computer, you'd think they'd just program it to write the most successful screenplay ever.