As a Canadian and guitar enthusiast, I can tell you - Frank Marino is the Shit.

I firmly stand by both those bands, especially IME's Edwin years. He's touring with them again!

Want to thank everyone in this thread for pointing out a bunch of bands I didn't get a chance to namedrop. The original draft of this article was a lot more obnoxiously fanboyish and a lot of bands had to get chopped, so really appreciate a lot of these artists getting mentioned. (Especially Fucked Up. They rock!)

Hi, author here.
Underdogs and Beautiful Midnight are two of my absolute favourite albums from my teenage years. Check out Matt Good's solo albums. They're really good!

I just saw them perform at a festival two weeks ago. They were entertaining!

Not gonna lie - having a hell of a time trying to figure out how to upload one.
This is not helping my argument against all these nice people who are telling me I'm a fucking idiot.

True story: My grandfather's name was actually Ernie. And no, it wasn't the famous one.

I will take a urine test, if so obligated.

I swear to you, I kinda like Limp Bizkit.

I emailed this comment to my mom.

I think you misread what I wrote. The point I was making is that Limp Bizkit was jock music that can now be appreciated ironically.

I am a real person!
Also: NEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!!

I think "delightfully inane" is my favourite description of any of my work, ever. Thanks for the smile.