Agent Cooper is my new hero.

I'm officially watching Twin Peaks now.

I'm officially watching Twin Peaks now.

It's not really a problem. I think I went 5, 6, 1-9. I still like 5 and 6 the best, actually.

It's not really a problem. I think I went 5, 6, 1-9. I still like 5 and 6 the best, actually.

Let's all meet at L Street. Or the Red Door. I'm not picky.

Let's all meet at L Street. Or the Red Door. I'm not picky.

You're counting Shirley's baked goods as a gift? Did she bring stuff or did she only start baking upon arrival?

You're counting Shirley's baked goods as a gift? Did she bring stuff or did she only start baking upon arrival?

It kind of does if you heavily emphasise the second syllable. I suggest dropping your voice an octave for the "dle" for added effect.

It kind of does if you heavily emphasise the second syllable. I suggest dropping your voice an octave for the "dle" for added effect.

I'm assuming you found "Don't use gay as a derogatory term! Booyah, good person!" cringe-inducing, too?

I'm assuming you found "Don't use gay as a derogatory term! Booyah, good person!" cringe-inducing, too?

Wow. Isn't he 40 or something? I know this because of reasons.

Wow. Isn't he 40 or something? I know this because of reasons.

Wait, there's been a re-ranking? The Great Ranking of January seems only yesterday!

Wait, there's been a re-ranking? The Great Ranking of January seems only yesterday!

He was fantastic as a "psychic" on Seinfeld.

He was fantastic as a "psychic" on Seinfeld.

If I may interject, Jack: I love your avatar.