A pillow fort could still have blankets and rugs for floor coverings, right?

Did you miss Leonard raiding the Greendale furniture? They must've picked the whole campus clean: I'm sure they could come up with plenty of pillows and pillow-like objects.

Could you get me a coupon for 20% off?

You've convinced me.

What kind of Canada based job requires you to go to LA?
Was there when I was 12 and it's nasty, by the way.

They really don't deserve Nimoy. Related: I'm exited about the new Star Trek movie, anyone else?

Doesn't make sense. That apple was always supposed to be there.

Link please.

These school papers just get raunchier and raunchier, don't they?

Semi, how the fuck are you responding to me? I don't understand this at all!

He shall be… the Bear Jew.
(That's actually pretty fucking cool.)

"It's a show… about nothing."

Are there actually any cool racial slurs for Indian people? I'm asking for science.

Paint me concerned? You mean, colour me turquoise? 

The jumping the shark quote from Troy was so fantastic. One of Troy's best lines for sure.

I think he was "Fat Brando". Marlon Brando was pretty fucking fat in the 90s and there's an uncanny resemblance.

Elliot is pretty hot.

I can't watch that right now, but I assume it's the "we have glare from Alison's boob" one?

"Oooh, you're sooo different… Skinny white bitches."

Oh, agreed. Guill is also less… shy, so that's great too.