Something like;

Here's my try at this:

When I read "help the show", we're usually talking about ratings. Point taken.

The episodes are 90 minutes each, though.

Would a decent cable package in the US include BBC One? I guess not, since it's not being covered on this website…?

Yeah, I didn't love it. And the fog thing was pretty obvious.

I was hoping for a frog wearing a tiny sombrero, but I'll take it.

I don't think it'll attract ratings if that's what you're expecting… It's just a fan project, really.

… I got nothing.

*smashes coffee mug*

Comb your hair down.

I think they will downplay the White Walker threat and focus on the war and backstabbing down South. Viewers will see them as a danger mainly threatening the Night's Watch. Season two could end with the big Others attack beyond the wall; the audience will know they're a real threat, but they'll also be aware of the…

I use that Theoden quote all the time. It's fantastic.

Why is Annie a redhead?

SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

I'm reasonably sure those two had an affair in an earlier episode, too…

But… would you give up Starcraft for it?

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Jesus Christ I'm never editing a post again. Go fuck yourself Disqus.

"Man is good!"