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If you don't talk to your kids about it, someone else will.

Yes, Mr. Beast Rabin. Eat hearty. We wouldn't want you to lose weight.

My understanding of the Twilight phenomenon
is that it's basically a real-world version of that Onion article wherein a little girl's stories about herself having adventures with a magical horse are wildly popular literary works. Only in this version it's a grown woman writing the stories, and instead of a magical…

Christmas tradition
Every year my family decorates the Christmas tree while watching the version of "A Christmas Carol" starring Allistair Sim. It's old, it's corny, and it's awesome. When that movie's done we typically pop in "It's a Wonderful Life." And then, as a distant third, perhaps "Miracle on 34th Street",…

I have this book, and it's quite nice. Looks nice, too. The kind of book you could really just hit a dude with.