umm…
Were they able to score Boxleitner to do a voice-over?

yeah.
I think I'll just wait for the "Pawn Stars" game.

I actually believe that Nicholas Cage has met somebody that was forced to eat his own brother.

Dictionary
Anybody else have to google "Zatfig?"

I felt like that after I saw "Cats".

Very true, but I think it applies even more in this case. I can't think of any other girl in porn who has a famous actor father with (I'm assuming) endless connections in Hollywood. This was the best way for her to break into acting? For her to do this, knowing full well that it will also impact her father's…

the only reason this is happening….
She must totally hate her father.

First Aid Kit
It seemed sloppy to me that Hurley couldn't find a first aid kit to help Jack treat Kate. There were two shots with Lapides and the sub captain that clearly showed a First Aid kit in the background. I know I'm nit-picking, but my girlfriend noticed it too, just kind of bugged me.

Its gotta be the Broadway fans out there voting for Siobhan. Has there been an idol contestant who went on to a Broadway career? If Siobhan has any acting ability, she's a lock.

haha
nepotism is also great, but not as great as nepostism.

hmm…
Surprised they didn't mention that he's Danny Glover's son. He's also got a brother that sang in Living Colour and was in "Platoon". Nepostism is a great thing.

uh-oh
This is the first time I turned off an episode of South Park before it ended. All the jokes just seemed so obvious. We get it, all those celebrities have had sex scandals….what is the joke? Charlie Sheen likes prostitutes? David Duchovny jerks off a lot? Letterman bangs girls on his staff? Those aren't…

Band of Brothers
I really wish I hadn't seen and loved Band of Brothers before watching "The Pacific". I am finding myself making unfair comparisons. However, I was very surprised when the credits started to roll and really wanted more. So far, I'm hooked.

Cataloupe
I never liked Cantaloupe as a kid. Now I love it.

One thing that killed this for me…
I know its minor, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. Kate escaped from LAX in a stolen taxi, then drove around L.A. in that very taxi all f'n day. I can't believe she was able to get out of the airport, and then drive freely around L.A. when the cops are obviously looking for…

I guess I need to start watching with the volume up.

Time travel book
Hey Noel! Is your wife reading "Philosophy of Time Travel" by Roberta Sparrow? If so, be careful…that book is dangerous.

Which was the girl with the wig? I can spot a fella with a toupee from a mile away, but a girl with a wig always gets by me.

This guy
I seen him rip a man's jawbone off one time I seened it!

Sob Stories
I think the sob stories are getting a little out of hand. The girl with the asthma…the guy tonight with the autistic son….the jailbird. Enough already! I'm waiting for the heartbreaking music to kick in when somebody is talking about overcoming a bad ingrown toe nail, or maybe having a flat tire on the…