Farley?
Her last name is Farley? I'm no Guido, but I've seen Goodfellas almost 100 times and I don't remember one person with the last name "Farley". DJ Pauly Bagadonuts would be ashamed.

Gravel Pit
I think "Gravel Pit" by the Wu-Tang clan is one of the worst videos for a good song that I've ever seen. It looks like a direct to video live-action Flintstones sequel. Definitely not gangsta.

Tiffany Brissette
I wanted to see what the girl who played Vicky the Robot has been up to since Small Wonder, so I checked out her IMDB page. In her mini-biography section, the first sentence reads: Tiffany began her "career" at the very young age of 2 years old. Why would they put 'career' in quotes? A bit…

Its working….
While reading this article, I couldn't stop thinking about going out and buying a delicious Big Mac and a Coke. Well played A.V. Club!!! I can't trust anybody anymore.

one better way…
"Is there a better way to celebrate your crippling co-dependence than lassoing your girlfriend with some cheap, though strong, silver you bought at the mall? Probably not." -

Wow.
There are people that would spend $50 to take their family to see this movie. $50!

Well, if John Cleese's character was human, I would question that.

uhh…
Anybody else think its weird that an animated Dwayne Johnson is a white guy?

It really wasn't that bad. Travolta was terrible and the camera work was too flashy, but Denzel was good as always. It was entertaining. It's amazing how G.I. Joe can be called "a pretty slick, propulsive package, and a solid win", and the Pelham remake was completely written off as garbage.

I hope Sean Penn is reading this book right now….and Eddie Vedder too.

Private concerts
This is the second time a musician has had a private concert at somebody's house (Alanis Morrisette was the other, but that may have been a charity event). Is this a common occurrence for rich people in L.A.? How much would it cost to get the Arctic Monkeys to play my next BBQ? Would I have to…

I thought the exact same thing. However, she was invited, so i guess with or without Larry, she was going.

Surprisingly nothing bad happened. I guess people's tolerance levels for that type of nonsense are different than mine. My point was this: If you went out for Halloween dressed as Mr. T , you wouldn't have to paint your face black….people would get it. I'm not sure why his costume rubbed me the wrong way, but it…

Help me explain this:
Last Halloween, I knew a guy who dressed as Sam Jackson's character Jules from Pulp Fiction. Retro suit, afro wig, fu-manchu….and then this guy decided to get some brown make-up and paint his face brown. I knew this was horribly racist and told him how I felt. His response was, "Well, people…

I love funny t-shirts
If his hair was truly emo, it would have cut itself. Zing!

Barney or Grimace, Barney or Grimace, Barney or Grimace….and the winner is :
Good to see Grimace got his own cooking show, maybe he'll tell us what the secret sauce is. I wonder if Hamburgler will make a cameo appearance.

DVD Bonus Features
Is there a feature that lists all of Ratner's sexual conquests? Word on the street is that he's quite the cocksman.

The difference is clear: Titties. Big beautiful titties. And some hilarious ass kicking. Once Tyler Perry brings those to the table, I'm in.

Once again, "Hudson Hawk" brings about a lively debate which devolves quickly into petty comments on grammar and spelling errors. Only a powerful movie (good or bad) could spark such intense passion. I remember in college, while defending "Birth of a Nation" to a group of defiant hipsters, I was held down and pink…

Yup, fail.