Crime and Punishment and….?
Succubi? I can't think of anything that would work well.

Shit. That will teach me to reload the page after meandering through the article and comments before posting.

It's pretty good, Quirk.

Pedantry
Pleaded.

I have no problem engaging in what will, no doubt, soon be dubbed a Mastodon wank-fest.

Calm down, Stop is right.

That chef who won needs a personality transplant.

Death by appreciation of Huey Lewis

Switchblade/life safety-

Dennis Quaid. Fuck that guy, and for no good reason.

Damn it
This will likely be a double post, but everyone's least favorite personality Toby Young was hit by a car. Schadenfruede (sp?) all around.

Reverse Buzzkill/Threadjack
Toby Young- hit by a car! Huzzah!

My Name Is (the other John) Searle-

A slap in the face
Two times, even.

SAPP- that was very well done.

Has anyone here read Gravity's Rainbow and Ulysses? I've read the former but none of Joyce, and I'm wondering how Pynchon and Joyce compare.

Thank you! It's a shame that a great word like factoid has gone the way of irony, literally, and nonplussed.

It's okay spicoli, I got your joke, even if no one else did.

Mastodon
The only time I've felt compelled to buy Guitar Hero was in this iteration so I could play Blood and Thunder.

Synecdoche is fucking excellent. Pay no attention to the hate of those who failed/didn't attempt to understand it, e.g. Ben Lyons (the least qualified critic of all time) and Billingham.