Point of clarification:

If nothing else…
This post has led me to discover Mastodon's next album comes out end of March.

New shtick, please
Can we call a moratorium on the excessive use of similes and extended metaphors for snark? It wasn't even that funny when Oswalt started it with his "bowl of sad", or whatever the fuck he said.

I realized a few months ago that I have never seen squirrel shit. Considering that they are all over the goddamn place, I would expect little piles of squirrel poo next to trees. Not so.

Watership Downs-

You, sir, are very confused.

The academy has been bullshit for much longer than the nineties.

Alt text?
Bring alt text back. If only for Rabin.

What the fuck is a rouse?

He's been pushing that two post bullshit for some time. They are consistently unfunny and forced.

The music choices, much like the clothes, are intentionally ridiculous.

Keep your redesign…
Nathan, I miss your alt text. My discriminating tastes demand joke supersaturation.

Hooray for the AV club
This site makes my day. The awesomeness of content and writers is matched only by the consistent hilarity of the comments.

Will there be alt-text for the pictures?

Carrey: uninformed asshole
Can we talk about how he has become the (rubbery, mugging) face of the antivaccination movement? Alongside his insufferable gf Jenny McCarthy?

Free?
Is there anywhere online to watch eps of Top Chef? Besides the Bravo website, which is a giant pain in the ass.

Thank you, CLiN

960 comments…
And still no love for Mastodon?

Critters?
I wonder where these porcupine Critters came from. They sound like nasty Critters.

Ahem.