You mean Terra Nova wasn't about a woman named Terra driving around in her talking '74 Chevy Nova SS solving crimes?

You mean Terra Nova wasn't about a woman named Terra driving around in her talking '74 Chevy Nova SS solving crimes?

Already done. That's why I'm sitting here with a bag of frozen peas on my crotch.

Already done. That's why I'm sitting here with a bag of frozen peas on my crotch.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  To be fair if they went the realistic route, most superhero movies would end with the protagonist dying of cancer after twenty minutes. As for the X-men, well let's just say Down Syndrome is a much more likely genetic mutation than telekinesis or laser eyes.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  To be fair if they went the realistic route, most superhero movies would end with the protagonist dying of cancer after twenty minutes. As for the X-men, well let's just say Down Syndrome is a much more likely genetic mutation than telekinesis or laser eyes.

Shrugmaster II: Through the Portal of Shrugs

Shrugmaster II: Through the Portal of Shrugs

Ariadne Quiffed.

Ariadne Quiffed.

Actually the AVClub just didn't update this story from earlier. Nelly's already been tried, convicted, and sentenced to death by lethal injection for a trail of murders going all the way back to the 50's.

Actually the AVClub just didn't update this story from earlier. Nelly's already been tried, convicted, and sentenced to death by lethal injection for a trail of murders going all the way back to the 50's.

I Used to be an Murderer Like You: Then I Took an Arrow in the Knee

I Used to be an Murderer Like You: Then I Took an Arrow in the Knee

What happened? Did they get a cease and desist order because the villain was too close to the antagonist of the mid-80's Disney TV movie Mr. Boogedy?

What happened? Did they get a cease and desist order because the villain was too close to the antagonist of the mid-80's Disney TV movie Mr. Boogedy?

Yeah, he totally wouldn't make me show him my wee-wee like my real uncle Lester did.

Yeah, he totally wouldn't make me show him my wee-wee like my real uncle Lester did.

Oh, hey! You stealin' my fuckin' bit? I was the the one gonna ask what big fuckin' men these CBS gibronis are when they're on the phone. Why don't they come over to Jersey and tell it to my fuckin' face and we'll see how fuckin' tough they are.

Oh, hey! You stealin' my fuckin' bit? I was the the one gonna ask what big fuckin' men these CBS gibronis are when they're on the phone. Why don't they come over to Jersey and tell it to my fuckin' face and we'll see how fuckin' tough they are.