Yes, but she's too busy stocking up on light bulbs in preparation for the 1000 years of darkness Obama is apparently going to usher in upon his reelection to be of much use to the Romney campaign.

Yes, but she's too busy stocking up on light bulbs in preparation for the 1000 years of darkness Obama is apparently going to usher in upon his reelection to be of much use to the Romney campaign.

So she operates like Ryan Gosling from Drive, but with sexual favors instead of driving?

So she operates like Ryan Gosling from Drive, but with sexual favors instead of driving?

Should've saved $1285 of that money and just bought Orthopedic Surgery for Dummies.

Should've saved $1285 of that money and just bought Orthopedic Surgery for Dummies.

Yes, actually.

Yes, actually.

I agree with both of you and Keith. It's not really that great a movie but if you like fantasy then there are much, much worse than this one. I thought it was enjoyable throughout without ever being bogged down to the point of being boring or the production values or direction falling apart and asking myself why I was…

I agree with both of you and Keith. It's not really that great a movie but if you like fantasy then there are much, much worse than this one. I thought it was enjoyable throughout without ever being bogged down to the point of being boring or the production values or direction falling apart and asking myself why I was…

I'd prefer Pitch Perfect Black, where during a eclipse evil space insects crawl out from their caverns underneath Kendrick's campus and begin gorily ripping apart the member of the a capella group.

I'd prefer Pitch Perfect Black, where during a eclipse evil space insects crawl out from their caverns underneath Kendrick's campus and begin gorily ripping apart the member of the a capella group.

Since you enjoyed this one, I'm sure that will go doubly so for the sequel already in production, “Won’t Back Down 2: Classroom Boogaloo,” where Gyllenhaal leads a scrappy group of under-achieving students to hold a break dancing tournament to earn enough money to stop the evil teacher’s union from bulldozing their…

Since you enjoyed this one, I'm sure that will go doubly so for the sequel already in production, “Won’t Back Down 2: Classroom Boogaloo,” where Gyllenhaal leads a scrappy group of under-achieving students to hold a break dancing tournament to earn enough money to stop the evil teacher’s union from bulldozing their…

No it isn't, as the whites person teaches black teachers the same lesson. As the review of this film on Salon put it: "[Gyllenhaal] convinces [Davis] to put those middle-class problems up on the shelf and kick back with a virgin mojito, a Pittsburgh Penguins game and a little impromptu Texas line dancing. Because…

No it isn't, as the whites person teaches black teachers the same lesson. As the review of this film on Salon put it: "[Gyllenhaal] convinces [Davis] to put those middle-class problems up on the shelf and kick back with a virgin mojito, a Pittsburgh Penguins game and a little impromptu Texas line dancing. Because…

Because he murders children then rapes their corpses. Oh wait, that's the BBCA show "Copper."

Because he murders children then rapes their corpses. Oh wait, that's the BBCA show "Copper."

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