Pasdar. He's the poor man's Jon Hamm, despite the fact that he's been working a lot longer than Jon Hamm.

The people that run the PTC need to just do a few bumps of meth and bang a gay hooker already. They'll feel much better and be mellowed out afterwards and besides, from what I see on the news it seems like its one of the bedrock activities of fundamentalist Christian men.

Aww…the picture made me think this was a sequel to "The Limey," where Terrence Stamp goes back in time to the 80's to avenge the murder of another daughter… then I read the dreaded word documentary.

Clearly the reviewer hates dolphins, eats foie gras with every meal, pays his bill made on checks of African elephant ivory, and owns multiple silverback gorilla skin vests.

Hopefully, this is a Zeno's Paradox-esque situation where each unit of
work they do towards completion is always only half of the amount of
work needed to finish project.

So, Hyden, do you guys have band obits all written and ready to go minus some last minute updates like newspapers do with celebrity obits?

Wait till the second set of tapes comes out next week, where she says Gandhi was probably a child raper.

I think he means the very large ones that spill out past the wrist and neckline, so even if wearing something very covering like a dress shirt it still shows.

Trying this has taught me that there are an inordinate number of amateur photographers taking pics at women's body-building competitions.

My question is, do people that get that many tattoos all over their body, especially their face, not know that once they're 50 or 60 that those tattoos are going to look incredibly fucking ridiculous, if not like some sort of hideous birth mark, or simply don't care?

Me fail English? That unpossible.

Clearly, there is no baby and she is in fact a mutant freak with baby arms of the twin that she consumed in the womb growing out of her face. Don't you know anything about basic biology?

Face/Off 2: Face/On

I believe he is the founder and CEO of the Nas-Tea beverage corporation.

<sniffle><sniffle> We'll never get to see his blood-spattered naked ass again.

And yet if I were to have Adam Sandler killed, the legal system would consider me the bad guy. What a fucked up country.

I had assumed when I saw the headline that he was remaking the never released Jerry Lewis clown in a concentration camp movie, with Mel as the clown. Unlike the original though, Mel would play it for pure comedy.

I don't know, the part of the Bible where it tells you to knock-up your dead brother's wife if he didn't have any children is pretty awesome…provided you have a dead brother and hot sister-in-law.

Ach du! You MAKE me WANT to believe that aliens flew 747s filled with other aliens into volcanoes.

If I win the Mad Men auction, do I get to punch Elisabeth Moss in the face for being a filthy, filthy Scientologist?