Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order

Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order

Ron Howard looks like my dad in that picture.

Ron Howard looks like my dad in that picture.

She should've been wary of the sign outside that read "2 Rape Minimum".

Let me feast my eyes on that boy!

Let me feast my eyes on that boy!

As soon as O'Neal opens a Hardee's, I am a shoe-in.

As soon as O'Neal opens a Hardee's, I am a shoe-in.

I hope it's: Who's crying now?

I hope it's: Who's crying now?

You mean the kids today with their Dan Fogelberg records, Zima, hula hoops and Pacman video games?

You mean the kids today with their Dan Fogelberg records, Zima, hula hoops and Pacman video games?

Cut him some slack, he's Amish.

Cut him some slack, he's Amish.

The criminal shenanigans going on at my local CEC make up about half of that town's police blotter. Lots of purse thefts.

The criminal shenanigans going on at my local CEC make up about half of that town's police blotter. Lots of purse thefts.

Just as you don't have to be straight to hate homosexuals (as the hidden copy of Black Inches magazine under Fred Phelps mattress attests).

Just as you don't have to be straight to hate homosexuals (as the hidden copy of Black Inches magazine under Fred Phelps mattress attests).

"Yo homes, smell ya later!"