Rein it in, you knuckleheads.

Just tape a bunch of cats together.

Only several times per week.

The Plane of the Goal Line Goes Around the Earth: The John Madden Story

Obviously. But I thought we were debating wilderness survivalists. And while Proenecke had periodic supply drops, I'd still much rather be stuck miles from civilization with him than those other two guys.

The Jungle is a bar in West Hollywood.

Dick Proenneke or GTFO.

If true, that is indeed fucking funny. Cool story, bro!

It's only because Uncle Sam insisted upon fucking her on the beach.

Put that on your Tumblr, MIB!

The bell is her anus, you see.

Be sure to put on side one of Led Zeppelin 4.

You're doing great!

I don't know. How do rich, talented people ever find someone to love them?

I like to bite the bottom off and suck the ice cream through the cone.

I've got a movie I'd like to show Holly Marie Combs…

That game was indeed badass. I wonder if it's available on the PSN.

Sela Ward is the reigning queen of prolonged smoking hotness.

You're thinking of Babes.

My troop was equal parts badasses and bedwetters. The bedwetters would all be devoured quickly, while the badasses would build an awesome tree fort with ziplines and stuff to escape the zombies.