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Even The Scary Ones
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Now I have to see a Spacetopus and a Doberpotamus in my lifetime. GENIUS! Just hope they pick a good name out of their Lead Hat. Kevin Sorbo? Costas Mandylor? Lorenzo Lamas? Or maybe that Brad Johnson/Michael Paré team up I've dreamed of for so long!

I did enjoy that one woman who was half blown up or whatever, survived, and then when the one guy's dad was trying to get the two of them to wherever she ends up fully blown up. Take THAT character I can't remember the name of!

'Twas magic, good sir! Magic! *twirls fashionable cane*

I didn't miss this episode! And I enjoyed it. That is all.

I understand it all now! "Hello, I Must Be Going!" features "I Don't Care Anymore," which was used in an episode of Miami Vice featuring Bruce Willis, which means Bruce Willis is going to be taking the role previously taken by Lily Collins! Or sub in a joke about how she didn't care anymore. Whichever. I don't…. care

I think I had more fun looking back and realizing that the episode did, in fact, have some Halloween-themed bits than actually watching the episode. Totally needed more seasonal…. seasoning. I mean, your last Halloween episode, and it's actually ON Halloween. What'd we get? The guy in the clinic? I DEMAND MORE

I'd be willing to give this an A+ just because it's from The Asylum, and it isn't ripping off a movie. Sure, I suppose it's trying to feed off the life essence of The Walking Dead, but still. Extra points for not going for a name like "The Ambulating Dead" or whatever their Movie Title Think Tank's nearby thesaurus

Now that I've imagined my own explanation, I can only think of this song as being performed by Granny from Squidbillies. Should have dialed back on the beers.

I fully expect Ramsay to spend every episode wearing a pig's head. If not, I will demand a full refund.

Don't worry, he's just experimenting with new ways of leading in to the liver eating. Hopefully they get the show, so we can all share in the fun. And then he can show us how to make our own cocoons out of strips of newspaper! Fun for the whole family!

What I wonder is who is represented by the cat that gets electrocuted.

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Despite the show sort of descending from a position as a thing I needed to tune into each week back around Season 6 or 7, I'll still miss it. It was probably one of my favorite L&Os once upon a time.

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If this one isn't good, I can only imagine how "wonderful" The Asylum's ripoff of it (premiering on Sci-Fi [I refuse to use the new spelling! AR AR AR!] this Saturday night!) will be. Especially with Kel Mitchell in the place of Aaron Eckhart. Fingers crossed for some sort of Good Burger reference. Also

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I used to really like this show, and the International spinoff, but I guess I just sort of fell off the wagon at some point. I really like the idea of wandering around old, dark buildings looking for paranormal whatnot, so I guess that hooked me primarily. Then I just sort of stopped caring. I think

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I just wanted to post a comment that was not one of the ones already present. Discuss.

I viciously beat that whore like Deus Ex: Invisible War.

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As the episode progressed, it occurred to me that I'd never noticed any explanation being provided for just WHY the TARDIS was exploding. And I forgot about the "silence" as well. And then at the end, BANG, reference for stuff to come along next season to hopefully start explaining all of that. I