After Audiogalaxy went to shit, I moved to Bearshare.  Still the best of the gnutella clients.  And then when that to shit, we had torrents.

Thirded.  Young Ensign Splendid was very creeped out by that.

Those IMDB profiles always exaggerate by at least 6 inches, so he's actually a midget.

Becoming a Xtian does that to you.

Possible obscure choice:  The Wildhearts' 'My Baby Is A Headfuck'.

Which is hilarious, because I started crushing on her around the same age, but for Cocktail.

The story's pretty basic.  I think the slightly twisty ending is what gives it a large chunk of its supposed 'heft'

Yeah, like Tupac

One late-era Dean Koontz book coming right up, sir!

Whoa whoa whoa.  I once threw out puked-on shoes back when I was poor.

You're thinking of Entourage.  Or maybe According To Jim.

But that's the problem!  We're facing an existential crisis the like of which history will never see again, so NOTHING ELSE IS IMPORTANT.

Somebody should call Warren Ellis then.  He rocks the Fedora fer sure, but his dorkiness levels are abysmal.

Like, actually sold really well, or conservative publishing welfare well, where Newsmax buys 100,000 copies of the book to give away as promos to subscribers, never pays Miller's publisher, but everybody walks away happy because the sale numbers were so good?

One subscription to your newsletter, please.

People who read are sexy.  QED.

"All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind
it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took
me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the
things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you
something: we're all queer. You…

By your logic, pat Boone is awesome since he did the reverse.

Yeah, but how crappily was he paid?  Details, man, details.

Man, you know you done screwed up when a Staff member calls you out on your crappy firstie…