Any tv show or movie that has the word diary or diaries in the title must not be watch by straight men with two exceptions:

Best line in Body Heat:

There are many a gay porn that makes these movies look like they are set in Antarctica.  Or so I'm told.

That's sort of how I feel when I watch my bimonthly Toddlers & Tiaras marathon.

Sorry, there is a one CW show limit for heterosexual men.  Those are the rules, I chose Arrow.

When in doubt about the era of an NYC restaurant just mention Delmonico's.

Well I did smoke a lot of opium in grade school and that tailor/dry cleaner looked Chinese to me.

My sex-object "peaked" when I saw Denise Richards in this movie.

I dunno, I thought Robert Vaughn was pretty suave on that Dick Van Dyke Show episode where he played Laura Petrie's old flame, Jim Darling.

Margaret Cho can play the proprietor of the Chinese laundry that served as a front to the U.N.C.L.E. secret headquarters. Or Mickey Rooney…he can play a convincing Asian man.

So I take it Steve Carell passed on this role.

"Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit"

Frankenstein = Chick novel.  Yawn.

You don't want to mess with T.H.R.U.S.H. My U.N.C.L.E. had a bad case of it last year that caused nothing but KAOS and took months to get under CONTROL.

I do hope Leo G. Carroll reprises his role as Alexander Waverly.

I keep an opened box of him in my refrigerator.

Eli is twice as good a quarterback as Peyton is because he has twice the rings. I guess that makes Eli thrice the quarterback dad Archie was.

TV"S "Rifleman", Chuck Conners, is one of only 12 athletes in the history of American professional sports to have played for both MLB and in the NBA. Dave DeBusschere and the mentioned Danny Ainge were two I remember.

Bud is short for Budinsky. It doesn't get more Jewish than that.

Yeah, but killing him with a smoothie? As a fan of the original Psycho and even Psycho ll, I think they should have had Norman kill his father with a toasted cheese sandwich.