Imma let you finish, but Dan White had the best ridiculous defense of all time. All time! https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Now, now. No one is to blame.

The A.V. Club

When they say comedy is all in the timing, this is what they're talking about.

Oh, I don't know…

I remember that bit, even thought I haven't seen it in like 15 years. It was hilarious. And terrifying.

Poor Martha.

I dunno, I picked up a pretty cool HK-47 unit there.

It's true; Kid Rock is the human equivalent of brucellosis.

This is totally cheesy but also right up my alley and I love it. And if you look at the side-by-side comparison, it's really actually pretty impressive. Not-Felicity Jones even sort of looks like Felicity Jones! At least way more than Not-Diego Luna looks like Diego Luna.

Yeah, at least the Nazis our grandparents fought were snappy dressers. Our generation's nemesis is a bunch of IT guys in Dockers.

I think Mitchum was the only one to ever point out to Rory that she's not as great as everyone thinks she is. It was awesome.

Dolly is the best. That is all.

Rhodes Scholar, Army helicopter pilot, janitor…dude had a very interesting life even before he was a professional musician.

DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!

This person gets it.

From the Onion's Our Dumb Century: "Japan Forms Alliance With White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Scheme."

Eddie Murphy, wasn't it?

Thankfully, Axl seems to have his head screwed on straight these days:

2016 is just gonna keep delivering nut shots right up until New Year's Eve, isn't it?