Something that could also be said of Hell on Wheels.

TUSK!

Seriously. Fuck those birds.

"Starfleet isn't your own personal travel agency, Kirk! It doesn't exist so you can jet off to the Whore Planet!"

I broke down and bought the Roomba. I know I'm just a slave to BIG ADVERTISING, but my house gets dusty as hell and I'm lazy, dammit!

It's doing that for me on my home computer, but not my work computer. Goddammit, Disqus, get your shit together.

I highly recommend following both El and Killer Mike on Twitter.

The lede here is a little confusing. The University of North Carolina School of the Arts is part of the UNC system, but is distinct from the system's flagship school (UNC-Chapel Hill).

"she was a winner/who became a doggie's dinner…"

Look out, Clara, he's Irish!

***sweats through suit coat***

Could the robots do any worse than we are?

Thank you. More people should know about the (totally racist!) origins of modern gun control in this country.

Agreed. "People tell me I'm white, and I believe them, because police officers call me 'sir.'"

Maybe she thinks she can force Ailes out without burning any other bridges at Fox? I can't say for sure, but it's definitely deliberate.

This is a misleading headline. Carlson is suing Ailes, but is rather conspicuously not suing Fox or anyone else at the network. That's highly unusual in high-profile cases like this. (See, for example, the suit against Bill O'Reilly from a while back).

Is it #slatepitch week at The A.V. Club?

Final Justice!

"I wanna decide who lives and who dies."

"WAFFLES!"