Yeah, I was convinced they were going to do something with Able Archer, considering that late '83 was pretty much the high point of US/Soviet tensions in the early 80s. On the other hand, the season's been so good, it would be churlish of me to complain.

If I had to guess the name of Hooters' global chief marketing officer, "Carl Sweat" would definitely be my first answer.

"I learned it from you, all right? I learned from watching you!"

Jesus Christ, am I sick of the GOP jerkoffs who turned my state into a punchline. That's supposed to be Mississippi!

McCrory's an empty suit. The real problem is the jackasses who swept into the General Assembly in the 2010 elections.

It's true; I stink.

GOT SOMETHING YA MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN…STRANGUH!

The video for "Cream" taught me more about sex than the Talk I got from my parents.

Man, fuck 2016.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

"The D is silent, hillbilly."

*Nobody notices.*

"For the last time, it's the Trapster!"

Back in the early '00s, there was some Canadian cable network that would rerun 3-2-1 Contact, Ghostwriter, and best of all, Square One. It was great. I wish Neflix or some other streaming service would pick these shows up. I'd love to see Mathnet again.

I'll have you know that Hardee's is the cultural capital of Fuquay Varina!

That's Homicide: Life on the Streets' Andre Braugher to you!

Shucky ducky!

Too soon, man.

At this rate, we'll all be dead before 2017 gets here.

It's true; Kim Deal and her sister had no idea what was going on.