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I'm pretty sure we all did.

Shut it!

"…that medieval tapestry really tied the museum together."

One of the best movies I've seen that I never, never want to watch again.

How the fuck should I know?

What he said.

Cervix journalism at its finest.

As someone on a much nerdier corner of the Internet said, Archer is a character with high INT but low WIS.

Seconded. I was just listening to "Celebrity Skin" earlier today (which is definitely her best album).

My ex-girlfriend's dad used to call me Shaggy. Which was odd, as I had a buzz cut at the time.

I, for one, was somewhat disappointed that they didn't take the opportunity to reboot the show as a wacky sitcom with Raylan and Rachel as mismatched roommates living in a giant mansion.

Am I the only one who wants Ava's attorney to show up in every episode and get yelled at?

I was just about to type the same thing. Rust says she was on her tricycle in the driveway, but then skips over the accident itself to the dissolution of his marriage…perhaps he backed over her?

Well, Hart accuses them of "trying to jam someone up," and the previews for next week suggest that it's Rust.

She is the best. That is all.

"What am I supposed to do while I'm waiting?"
"Well, it *is* a whorehouse."

Point Blank is probably as close to a decent adaptation as we're ever going to get. Which is pretty good, you have to admit.

So, it seems that when Rust tells Marty's wife that his daughter is dead, that's something he hasn't told Marty yet, right? Or did I read that scene wrong?

Panic Room had Dwight Yoakham being super creepy. So I give it the bump over Benjamin Button.

Husker Du never did anything good after Zen Arcade? The Replacements peaked with Stink? Nick Cave's entire solo career isn't as good as The Birthday Party? This is just contrarian hipster bullshit. You have bad opinions, Buzz Osborne, and you should feel bad.