They're not "Italian people".  They're your fellow Americans.

They're not "Italian people".  They're your fellow Americans.

God bless Lindsay Lohan and keep her far away from us!

God bless Lindsay Lohan and keep her far away from us!

I'm assuming the Olympics are a cover for the whales' plot to use the boy to plant limpet mines under the President's yacht.  In other words, Day of the Dolphin's Fat Boy.

I'm assuming the Olympics are a cover for the whales' plot to use the boy to plant limpet mines under the President's yacht.  In other words, Day of the Dolphin's Fat Boy.

Well, America continued its proud tradition of killing slant-eyed people until the mid 1970s, so it's not impossible.

Well, America continued its proud tradition of killing slant-eyed people until the mid 1970s, so it's not impossible.

-man, but not the same man.

-man, but not the same man.

Note: women may not be attracted to men who give themselves invisible handjobs.

Note: women may not be attracted to men who give themselves invisible handjobs.

If you re-elect him we will have Muslim halloween!

If you re-elect him we will have Muslim halloween!

This is perfectly normal and completely unrelated to government monitoring of your search terms.  Which is not occurring.

This is perfectly normal and completely unrelated to government monitoring of your search terms.  Which is not occurring.

Presumably we can't see the two midair briefcases he's juggling.

Presumably we can't see the two midair briefcases he's juggling.

You can't see, but there are seven testicles.

You can't see, but there are seven testicles.