I'm pretty confident the lady on the right is a mannequin.

I can't wait to form my own strong opinions about this book. They don't have it in my local library network and it looks like the only bookstores that have copies are in rural areas (weird), so I got a friend who lives in the big city to place a hold for me. We're third in line, so it might be a while. Is this a book…

Oh, okay. Thanks!

I just watched this last night! Her infamous scene with the leg… I didn't understand. Was the scar really deep, because it looked like it had healed shut, or did he just rub up against it? From what I'd heard before watching it and the… angles, I guess, it seemed to suggest Full-on Penetration, but seriously?

Who are these women that get off on anonymous dick pics? They all look the same to me. Even if it's a guy you know, it's just like, Oh, that's nice. It looks like a penis, alright.

How much beer do you have to drink before it stops tasting like pee smells?

She was also in that alien movie that was 'based on a true story' and was actually about how creepy owls are or something.

Hey guys, let's all wear leather skirts tomorrow. We can make it a Thing.

He was also Peter Pan. I don't remember much about that movie except I was horrified at how much I didn't want to stop watching it. It didn't really convince me that porn is all that bad, though, and I think I was left with the impression that the one with the problem was the controlling mother, but maybe that's just…

I told myself I wasn't going to watch this season, but that picture is so enticing. I don't think I'm going to make it.

I've had some milk chocolate out of a vending machine in a London train station, and it was fantastic. I think it was a Swiss brand. There's some good fancy or imported chocolate at most grocery stores here, but I do agree that cheap American chocolate tends to taste less than amazing, either waxy or a little gritty.

Well. That's it then. I'm just going to have to go to England. You lucky, lucky lager louts. If you guys also still have Altoids Citrus Sours and vanilla Now and Laters, I might not come back.

Thanks, Claudia, that was really sweet of you. You're right; that Derek seems pretty sketch, so I won't let myself get too excited over these rumors about February, but I'm glad I'm not alone in my love for the crispy M&M. I was beginning to think everyone else had forgotten, and I just can't. I'll never forget.

Does anyone know what the hell happened to crispy M&Ms and if they're ever coming back?

Oh wow, I hadn't read about that, but now that the image is in my head, I can't think of better casting than Benedict and Susan.

My dad looks like Vincent van Gogh if he were a manual laborer. I know you weren't asking me; I just felt like sharing.

If you're feeling blue, you should visit beautiful Southwestern Washington State. There's a hotel near my house that's twenty minutes from Portland, five miles from hundreds of acres of dense, deserted coniferous forest, and two blocks from a Taco Bell. You could go kayaking on the mighty Columbia or crop picking/nude…

She's just a nut. What's your mom like?

She was such a saintly blind person in The Village. And she had good intentions in Manderlay. It's jarring to see her outright bitchy.

Oh, awesome. Thanks!