I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH I STAY AWAY FROM THEM COMPLETELY.

The tall "news" man opens a drawer. Pulls out scotch.

Hey I saw 13 Hours and have no memory of a Hillary villain.

Int. Fox News Network, LLC Offices located at 1211 Avenue Of The Americas, New York, NY, 10036

And a red arm-band that says "FOX".

I bet Tucker Carlson has a closet full of spinning bowties that he uses for shitty attempts at flirting.

Well, I went down yonder in Louisville
Lived a cat named Big Bad Bill
I wants ta tell ya
Ah, the cat was rough and tough he would strut his stuff
Had the whole town scared to death
When he walked by, they all held their breath
He's a fightin' man, sure enough
And then Bill got himself a wife, now he leads a different life

I know I hate Ted Koppel.

*slaps Dik nose with a purple glove, shudders*

"What's in Your Utility Belt?"

But it's the thought that counts. HI SCRAWLER.

Thank you, David Gest, rest in peace.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.
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Gosh I…

JUST THE DIRTIEST FUCKIN' DANCIN' YOU EVER DID SEE.

It's fun to wander back here, from time to time, like a loser college freshman scoping out high school juniors…

YOU JACKASS IT CLEARLY SAYS MARCH AND… oh, oh, yeah, here comes that rush of sad.

YO WHERE'S THE FUCKING SBARRO!?

I'm sick as a dick - maybe with TB? - but can't complain. What's good?

Technologically!

Now I don't wanna go so far as to call the ascension of Trump an American Crime, but…