Aziz Ansari will host Saturday Night Live, Possibly Share Banana Pudding Recipe, One Can Only Speculate

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WHAT?!?!

I payed $17 to see Fantastic Beasts last night.

My nickname for a baboon's ass.

Me I just eat 'em.

And where's the fucking exploding head?!

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I have a very nice, smooth tent pole, thank you.

They do.

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Ha! Interesting.

I was devising some response in the vein of, "yeah because I make her scream so loud in bed."

This sounds like more of Mel thing…

THAT'S RIGHT! THAT STUPID BANANA VIDEO! HE IS THAT MONKEY'S BARE ASSED UNCLE!

Yeah… I'll take ten tickets.