Is there any nudity?

FUCK, MAN.

I managed to get in:
- Zootopia (C+)
- Sully (A, and I'm not interested your shitty bird jokes, people nearly died)
- Eight Men Out (B)
- Play Misty For Me (B+)
- saw the Mag Seven remake last week (solid B)
- Queen of Katwe (B+)
- And I fell asleep last night during the Candyland section during Django Unchained because it…

I read that as "Taco Bell movie" and got perfectly horny.

Lower that nose.

Yo when the fuck do I get my Yoshi's Cookie?

You say this like it's a problem.

No.

*leans over and eats whatever you were eating*

The undercurrent of jealousy towards American food innovations in your post.

DON'T TELL THEM THAT!

I'll suck you cock… would totally eat these for a thousand dollars, Brandt.

Fine, I'll eat it.

Yeah but where's the golden yellow cheese to it all?

I have a big crush on Helen Mirren, and I really like Helen Mirren, and I'd like to go on a date with Helen Mirren, and I'm reeeeeeally not into those Fast and Furious movies but got damn will I go see her like, peel out in a Nismo or some shit.

"I forgot we were in the colonies!"

Hey fuck you.

GOT DAMN IT LUPIN

Prince wrote everything that is good and sex, as far as I know.

International Lover.