Do you at least groom the bindle?

So, wife will let me go hog wild with the beard, chest hair, whatever.

Was super duper happy about that.

4, just about 4 years now.

*transforms into one of those tearful gifs from an award show*

STOP pouring mustard on yourself!

And look, I have no false allusions about the inherent whiteness of privilege of swimming (I'm from an affluent suburb - a teammate once got his brand fucking new Audi stuck in my driveway), but got damn do I love being underwater.

Play it at my funeral… before Head.

*donates $27*

FUCK I MISS SMOKING.

Ya pulled it too hard huh?

POSITIVITY THREAD

SWIMMER'S HIJACK

Just finished Studio by Dunne, and The BFG (still love it).

Someone's desk fan because it's fucking 95 degrees in Chicago today.

Nnnnn debatable.

They were so fucking weird! So 1) we ate at Volt last summer in Frederick when we were nearby for a wedding. A tad overrated. 2) They're so affect-less!

HEY MLA.

Oh snap enjoy your travels, Gumbercules.

Yo I do.