this would have been more interesting…
…if the album was actually called what I thought it was on first glance: "Skull Full Of Holes."

Secret Agent (wa-waaaaaaa!) Super Dragon (wa-waaaaaaa!)

Fuck you, pay me
Can't get past the first 10 minutes or so, as I feel like I'm trapped in a recursive Goodfellas montage causality loop.

All I can think of is Deep Hurting.

"Sounds like Norm Abrams getting killed by a giant chicken."
There's something very heartening about seeing everyone as geeked out about this as me.

I think it was from MST that the phrase "Milk Duds, they never go bad!" comes. But I don't remember the episode or even the context. All I know is that I'm doomed to say "they never go bad!" whenever I see Milk Duds. It is much the same as when I see the Universal Pictures logo and I compulsively blurt "It's the…

thefuck??
Who the fuck asked for this? I mean, just, for fucksake, I just…. fuck!

we can't have nice things…
I just moved to NYC, and was psyched that there were local items in the AVC. Having been a laid-off print journalist, I sympathize. . .

15 minutes outside of Biddeford
Zack, I read the AV Club, in part, to help me forget that I live adjacent to Biddeford. Mentioning it just blew away my fairy dust.

This news makes it hard to believe in a loving God.

Meanwhile, I have been spreading the Good News of the dark chocolate covered twinkies, available at finer chocolatiers nationwide.

This is dildoes.

Oh, I just threw up a bit. I am no longer envious of AV Club staffers.

brutal …
For the first time since I started reading this annual piece, I actually don't own an album on the list. Thank god I stopped buying albums.

Jesus, I'd forgotten all about Bunnicula. I had seen the animated version, but thought it was just a fever-induced dream I had when I was small.