Great story, Smilner. Hey, I bought You Were A Diamond from a little independent record store in Chicago. I've listened to it every now and then for the last decade or so. It's pretty good!!!!!

That's how we're livin', and you know.

Fireproof 2: Just Some Christian Guy With A Fire Extinguisher Spraying The Heathens

Can someone give me the link to the "sharting stories" thread. Some of those were real gems.

Oh my God
I think I just felt something burst. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Milk! Milk! Lemonade!

Seriously. Somebody give this guy the hook.

If Eddie Vedder was alive today……

And that's when Lincoln said, "stop dissin my homies."

Totally. One time this nerd chick did a quadratic equation on my nutsack.

Yeah, men be all like "Bitch, Ima tear that ass up" and women be all like "I want you tear my ass up, Pantalones, but It's…..complicated."

Pssst. Any of youse guys want to make some easy money?

But there again, watching the movie might make the most iconic panels come alive on the page.

Uh, yeah. Maybe you should try taking the livewire glitch patch off of the workbench, President John Henry Wentz. Idiot. Fo3 RUUUUUUUULES your ass.

As a man who has concealed a handgun in a fanny pack for many years , I thought I should weigh in on this important subject.