Picked up Conan's Blood Eagle on Amazon MP3. It doesn't come out on physical media in the US until tomorrow, but I was happy to blast this album all weekend. Heavy as expected. HAIL CONAN. Here's track 1, "Crown of Talons": http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I was thinking an Ouya controller and a Kindle Fire, but yes, that too.

I don't care how old this is - this just made my week.

My senior prom was a good 6 weeks before graduation, if memory serves.

All my current favorites (Ten Grand, Superior Foes of Spider-Man, Sex Criminals) come out next week, so I probably won't make it to the shop before then.

Liked for the idea of that drum fill at the beginning of "Shake Your Rump" killing the silence after "Cover Me".

Zrbtt. (This is the only correct spelling. For more information, please see: The Cosby Show, season 2.)

Do yourself a favor and hunt down the performances from the Metal Masters 4 and 5 clinics. Phil Anselmo belts out a few SOD songs with Scott Ian and Charlie Benante.

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention - "The Mud Shark (live)"
Tom Waits - "Bottom of the World"
Ministry - "Gangreen (featuring Sgt. Major)"
David Wiegand - "Phantom"
Stormtroopers of Death - "Fuck the Middle East"

They do not appreciate it if you provide them with their own address.

But he's legendary. He reminds us every time (and was funny only once).

GWAR - "Have You Seen Me?" (Please get Wang Chung to do this.)

Worst flip-book ever.

Future of the Left - "Small Bones Small Bodies (live)"
U.N.K.L.E. - "Bloodstain"
Ministry - "Psalm 69"
Cibo Matto - "Jive" (18 seconds - skipped)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Pretty Little Ditty"
Swervedriver - "For Seeking Heat"

I promise you're not alone.

Wow, now I know exactly how people who hate The Walking Dead feel about Talking Dead.

What, no Challenger sample?

*steals guitar, smashes against wall* Sorry.

Butthole Surfers - "Underdog"
Bill Hicks - "Politics in America" (skipped)
M83 - "Fields, Shorelines and Hunters"
The Chemical Brothers - "Leave Home (Terror Drums)"
Lords of the Underground - "Chief Rocka"
Left Spine Down - "Hit and Run"

The show isn't listed yet on either the Zoo's site or Tori Amos'…but dammit I'll do my best.
[EDIT: tickets don't go on sale until March 7th.]