My all-time favorite use of the word "fuck" is this cheer from the end of George Carlin's 1984 special Carlin on Campus:

This is track one of my "Fuck You" playlist, reserved for when I am leaving work on the worst of days.

I made a lo-fi cassette recording of that scene when I was in junior high school, and would put it on mix tapes - sometimes the whole thing all at once, sometimes one or two lines in between each song.

Yup, that's when I knew I was going to have to go to The Smoking Gun and read the rest of them.

One thing I learned in college: if you aren't 100% someone is trans and you ask what pronouns they prefer, it can be as awkward as asking a woman when her baby is due and finding out she just has a bit of a potbelly.

The only times I've ever heard a transgender person use alternative pronouns, they were making fun of straight people trying desperately to make everyone comfortable without actually asking anyone what pronouns they'd prefer.

I'm thinking it was cooler for the older kids.  The years I went to a camp with a wide age range, I was among the youngest.  The individual cabins were separated by age, but everyone swam and ate and played together.  It had its moments.

The age range of the kids was a lot like camps I went to long (like 25 years) ago.  What was weird to me was the fact that some of their parents were there the whole time (at least as far as I could tell).

I'm glad this mentions that the "mixtape" episodes are aired on Sundays.  I caught one of them on the DVR and was a bit concerned that they were already running out of new material in their first week of being a Monday-through-Thursday show.

Pretty much.  Now I'll be walking on eggshells for the next several weeks while I ponder what it was that I said to offend someone.  Whoopee.

"I hate sellouts.  Oh, this plain white t-shirt?  $120."

For lack of a better term, I am the weird guy in our office (i.e. the one who isn't married with kids and hates pop music).  Of the 50 people in our company there is one that I consider a friend, and that's the guy who got me the interview.  There are many days when despite being in a cubicle cluster with three other…

Sounds like DC's answer to melt-banana, which is not a bad thing.

Yeah, I was right about the smell…fresh paint and BO.

It's become a staple in our house.  We make a big batch every other Sunday for dinner that night and lunches for at least the next few days.  Before we tried this recipe I freaking haaaated kale.  Turns out we were just preparing it poorly.  :-)

I'm kind of glad it's not just me.  I either get the freeze-ups or half of the letters I type don't show up, so I end up editing everything I post.

Bill Compton, but only with words that rhyme with "Sookie".

When I gave up caffeine, it was Cherry Dr. Pepper that made it the most difficult.

Poser here, but considering getting something based on this stamp (or something similar featuring the Old Man of the Mountain and "Live Free Or Die"):
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Liked for that Doors > Bolt Thrower transition.