Your "we would have told you" trumps my "mostly good news".

Not entirely sure how the crew thing works, but I think I submitted a request to join.  If you didn't get it, lemme know and I'll do another search.

Liked for Mingus Ah Um as it was conspicuously absent from my list even though I named my cat Mingus.

Usually I'll go with "motherfuckfuckfuck".

Djse's quick, all-but-pointless kidney update

I made a "guilty pleasures for traffic" playlist for when I'm stuck on I-5.  I usually roll the windows down and sing along to any and all of the following:

Probot.  The end.

The A.V. Club

I know it's trite to hate on this song at this point, but I still have to go with "Call Me Maybe" by whatever-her-name-is.  One of my co-workers has had that song as her ringtone since it came out, and leaves it on full volume when she leaves her cell in her office to go to lunch.  She also has it on some compilation…

You aren't an Oklahoma teenager by any chance, are you?

I'm trying to imagine staying in a relationship with someone who cries out for some other person in her sleep.  Tumblr girl is either full of it, or is so chock full of issues that she's perfect for this guy.

Sample insurance claims and enrollment forms
Various lists of ANSI 5010 codes
Broken 56k modem
Broken headset
Several notepads
Blue lightbulb I found on my first day here during a lunch break walk
Plastic plant that needed a home when someone quit
Maxx figure with iszs (two white, one black)
Evangelion 0 Prototype figure (the…

I missed work on Monday, so I've only been here a day and a few hours this week…and yet somehow I have managed to close more support calls than anyone else on the team, including the people who have been in the office all week.  This (the numbers, not me being out on Monday) happens literally every week.  Management…

You know it.
[EDIT: For anyone who missed it in the previous thread(s), I'm TangsBrazilian on PSN.]

The U.S. Secretary of Legal Assassinations.
[EDIT: dammit…]

Some of my favorites include:

Someone really should have told me this before college.

There's a you-pick farm out on Sauvie Island (just outside of Portland) with rows and rows of peach trees.  My girlfriend and I picked around 25 pounds of ripe, delicious fruit, then began the peach processing sweatshop, which yielded 16 jars of peaches (perfect for smoothies and/or desserts) and about a dozen peach…

Rob Zombie - "The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore (Ilsa She-Wolf of Hollywood Mix)"
Digital Underground - "Stuntin'"
Greyboy - "Gap Jam"
Tom Waits - "What's He Building (VH1 Storytellers)"
mclusky - "World Cup Drumming"

Where's Dikachu when you need him?