*pauses*  *ponders*

Raylan Givens gleams the cube?

FUCK…*sniff*
FUCK YEAH FU… *sob*
FUCK YEAH FUCKIN JUSTIF… *breaks down completely*

"…Future Shock, arguably Hancock's best album…"

Next season should just start with Terry in the shower, as if the last two seasons were just some weird dream of Arlene's.

I have fond memories of a New Hampshire junior high school dance being shut down because we would not stop chanting, "Hey motherfucker, get laid get fucked!"

I had the injectible dye.  Didn't taste a thing.  Isn't that mostly good news?

Off-topic… Djse's kidney update

*quietly divides $2,800 by $240*

Pretty sure there's an unaired episode that directly answers that question…but I'm not going to google "Ren and Stimpy pitcher catcher" at work.

Despite my answer in the sad film thread, Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men are pretty damn funny.  The outtakes during the credits are classic Lemmon/Matthau/Meredith:

Hair: I have it cut/clipped/whatever once every two months or so…or roughly two weeks after I first think that I should get my hair cut, when it's looking really ridiculous around my ears.

Quick update…I just got a call from the doctor's office that my urinalysis came back "abnormal", which could be an indication of more stones (even though they didn't show up on last week's ultrasound) or…something else…and they won't know until the doc reviews the CT scan from yesterday.

I'm in the other Portland.  We'd get Tyler, Earl and maybe even Kendrick…but my guess is Eminem will skip us again and stick with Seattle.  I don't think he's been to this Portland since 2002.

Damn, I hope the US gets an Eminem / Kendrick Lamar / Earl Sweatshirt / Tyler the Creator tour.  (They won't come to Portland but I can dream, dammit.)

Oh, all right… Djse, 38 bio-male, Portland (West Coast edition)

Gotcha.  You mentioned the finger injury, so imagine my confusion.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus - yeah, they've come a long way since Deadwood.  :-)

They opened for Motörhead when I saw them a few years back on the Inferno tour and I was hooked.

Maybe that's why Frank Ocean (whose finger was injured) isn't suing, but his cousin's cousin (who apparently got a concussion when someone named Hood kicked him) is.