I used to get Bryan Adams…so I shaved my head and grew a beard.

"Suck your momma's cock, dickweed!" - my girlfriend's road rage

I love Fantomas' take on "Simply Beautiful".  Which bootleg (or did I miss an official release somehow)?

Seems like he made a deal basically so he could outsource giving a shit about bootleg t-shirts.  Makes sense to me.  Maybe this will free up enough time for Fugazi to come back.

I always "forget" my iPod in my car on Wednesday so I can go get it mid-morning.  It's the built-in work break that non-smokers don't get.  Anyway…

It took me a long time to click through, as I just kind of assumed there would be fake reviews of fake dumb movies and/or Soup-esque celebrity fakenews.

We have a half dozen or so heirloom tomato plants growing, and just picked our first ripe black krim (sp?).  SO good.  When the rest of the tomatoes get ripe we're going to start up the annual sauce-making sweatshop.  Last year we made enough to last through the winter.  Lots of work, but very rewarding - homemade…

Is that what we ate?  *gag*

I was supposed to be on the guest list for that show (I won an e-mail contest), but the wrong list was sent to the venue so I couldn't get in.  The promoter who was running the contest got me tickets to Snoop Dogg next month to make up for it…but man I would have loved to see solo sets by both El-P and Killer Mike.

Beverly Hills Robocop

If that were the case, there would be no MST3K.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY

It's awful and stupid and so over-the-top that it's hard not to like it.  If you're not in the right mood for it, or you just don't go in for that sort of thing, it just sucks.

Clive Pwned. (EDIT: missed it by a hair - well played, wo.)

I can't help but imagine Al Jourgensen snickering as Fred Durst sings this song naked with a cowboy hat on.  I'm sure this isn't what they recorded together, but this is what I will think about every new Limp Bizkit song that comes out.

I caught a few episodes of Graceland while on vacation earlier this month.  For a bunch of undercover agents, those people sure blab about their jobs in public a lot.

I just picked up Deafheaven's Sunbather, and while it's certainly an interesting sound, I'm just not feeling it.  I think my brain's having a hard time with it because when I'm in the mood for Swervedriver I am rarely also in the mood for Napalm Death.  Maybe it'll grow on me, because mixing those two sounds kind of…

Mine's either James Clarendon (middle name/current street) or Guido Church (first pet/street from childhood).  Guess which one I think rules.

Now imagine being "pulled in" by Morla from The Neverending Story.  :-)

The Rooster Song.  Lyrics:  "COCK! / A-DOODLE-DOO!"  Repeat, gradually increasing volume, until someone calls the cops.